with gratitude to Branko M, Patricia A, Andrés P, Al J, Melanie M, Ryan S, Gudinni C, Diego M, Jesse K, César C, Koen N, Heather F, Ricardo A, Evan JL-E, and Alicia A for their contributions
image: Geophone vs. 2007 Kenmore (detail), AF Jones
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